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10. You get on the up escalator and it stops.
9. In the summer people offer to pay you for shade.
8. A height/weight chart says you’re the perfect weight if you are 37 feet tall.
7. Weight Watchers sends you to Jenny Craig
6. Aliens try to abduct you but their spaceship crashes to the ground.
5. Seismologists are able track your every footstep.
4. When take an elevator down is your only option.
3. The word ‘morbidly’ is used in your weight description.
2. Richard Simmons has you on speed dial.
1. You once tried bulimia… using chicken fingers.
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