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10. You are introduced at family functions as the gardener.
9. They keep offering to make you PB&J sandwiches after you told them you're allergic to peanuts.
8. You’ve said, "Mr. Barron, is that a shotgun or are you just happy to see me?"
7. Their nickname for you is 'the loser'.
6. You wake up in a Guatemalan Jungle; the last thing you remember is dinner with her parents and saying, “Does this taste funny to you?”
5. Her dad offers to buy you a round… for his Colt .45
4. They speak about you in the third person when you are in the room.
3. Her dad is a sniper… and his custom made targets look a lot like your grad photo.
2. No Trespassing sign on the front lawn… with your name on it.
1. They constantly encourage her to give Same Sex Marriage a try.
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