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Top 10
Top Ten Signs You’re Shopping at a Bad Mall
10. A sign in the parking lot reads, “Car theft is a problem. Do not leave car in parking lot.”
9. You put your jacket in a locker and then see it on sale at Winners 5 minutes later.
8. The mall Christmas tree is a fichus.
7. You ask for directions to a restroom and they point you to the fichus.
6. The store mannequins are flipping you off.
5. There aren’t any children’s rides but Mall Security offers piggybacks for 25˘.
4. They’re conducting a trial in the food court.
3. The discount store is aptly named 5 Finger.
2. The only thing half-off are Santa’s pants.
1. The writing next to the red star on the mall directory reads, “You shouldn’t be here.”
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